“Ain’t pretty. Ain’t proper. Ain’t broke either.”
I make Barebones code projects with just enough spit, duct tape, and cursed genius to run on a potato.
No frameworks. No fluff. No mercy.
Expect broken UIs, unreadable fonts, and gameplay that slaps you in the jaw — and somehow keeps you coming back for more.
Function > Fancy – If it works, it's beautiful.
Every Game = A Lesson – You play. You learn. You curse me.
No Dependencies – If the apocalypse hits, your dumb cousin with a floppy disk should still be able to boot it.
Debug With Swagger – Console logs should make you laugh and cry.
Your Grandma Should Beat Level 1 – Then your cat should crash Level 2.
Devs who hate fluff
Gamers who like jank with soul
People with five browser tabs open and 2GB of RAM
Fans of weird humor, dumb genius, and digital grit